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remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
MY MATE STILL FUCKING HAS THIS AND I STILL FALL FOR IT HE’S LIKE ” ahh yeah wassup man?………..SIKE leave a message” AND FUCK
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
Men are so sensitive.
Hahaha what the fuck’s wrong with yoga. Jheez
Best host ever!!
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.
THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES
I laughed. I shouldn’t have. But I did.
I don’t understand. Bob Ross is a legend